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    作文網,小學生作文,初中作文,高中作文,作文題材大全!

    二貨們都污的沒樣兒了

    編輯:作文網 | 來源:笑話大全

    1、昨天帶著我漂亮的媳婦去吃火鍋,周圍的人對我投來羨慕的眼光。

    我想肯定是我家媳婦太漂亮讓別人羨慕,我和媳婦來到餐桌前坐下。

    服務員對我說:“大哥,能不能把您的充氣娃娃收起來?燙壞了我們這賠不起的。”

    2、女友:“我手不能沾洗潔精,所以不能洗碗。”

    我:“可以戴橡膠手套洗。”

    女:“不行,我對橡膠過敏。”

    聽到這個,我果斷選擇了分手!

    3、三個同事兩女一男一起值班,一女說到:好無聊咱們斗地主吧!

    男同事說:你倆有歡樂豆我沒有!

    女同事回到:你可以賣香蕉掙歡樂豆。。。

    4、今天去農村的女友家,晚飯后,人太多床不夠,女友讓我卷個被子去睡客廳的硬沙發,還關心的問道:睡沙發會不會硬?

    我羞澀道:硬了我忍著唄!

    5、閨蜜老公送貨途中遇了點小車禍,接到消息的她,非要我陪著一起去醫院,趕到醫院看到她受傷的老公后,閨蜜傷心的嚎啕大哭。

    她老公一邊笑一邊安慰:“哎喲,別哭了,檢查結果出來了,都沒問題,好的很,我保證晚上還能行。”

    她馬上破涕為笑了。。。

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